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My daughter lost two top teeth this weekend, after much twisting, tongue-pushing and, eventually, irritation. She has a massive gap across the top.

She is reluctant to let the teeth go, so she wrote a note to the Tooth Fairy, asking her to collect all the teeth, and when all the baby teeth are out, to send them all back. Very inventive, I thought!

The thing is, we do keep all the baby teeth. I'm not sure if most people do this, but I have evidence which says they do. You can't just chuck your child's tooth in the bin. You might bury it, or keep it wrapped in cotton wool, or whatever else.

My evidence is this: A decade or so ago, when I worked on The Helix, a science-education magazine put out by the CSIRO's Education Programmes (and a wonderful mag for kids it is too
http://www.csiro.au/resources/TheHelixMain.html) we did a story on some European researchers who were comparing teeth found in a 400 year old graveyard to the baby teeth of children now. They looked for lead and mercury content mostly, I think. They contacted CSIRO, wanting to extend the study to Australian children, and we promoted it through our magazine. We asked our readers to send in their baby teeth.

I, as the editorial assistant, got to unpack the baby teeth and package them in little tubes. I cannot begin to tell you how disgusting this was. I think I have a thing about teeth anyway, but hundreds and hundreds of the things came in, proof positive that parents do not throw out the teeth.

Some came with massive roots attached. Some were covered with dirt, obviously interred then dug up for us. One had a long string of dental floss attached to it; I imagine that's how the tooth was pulled.

Hundreds of teeth over many months.

Finally the study ended, but I still received teeth. Rather than send the teeth back and disappoint the kids, I sent back thank you letters and kept the teeth. I have them in a small container in storage back in Canberra.
  • ugh. i think i must have a thing about teeth too, because i feel all squirmy just reading about it. if i ever have children, i am not keeping their teeth!
    • For some reason, your own children's teeth are not so horrendous! It's the same thing with other matters I won't mention but you can probably guess.

      I was squirmy every day I handled these teeth. I used gloves and tweezers but even the feel of them in the tweezers...

      Of course, the squirmishness didn't stop me putting the leftovers in a container and keeping them. You take your inspiration where you can, don't you?
  • All the hair on my body just stood up and it isn't going to lay back down again.
  • Thanks for sharing that, Kaaron.

    I remember when I was probably four I was very curious about the tooth fairy. One morning I awoke to a fairy under my pillow instead of the usual dime, the going rate for a tooth back then. My parents spent quite a bit of time after I went to bed making a little fairy out of a birthday-sized candle. My mom made her a little dress and painted a face on her. I thought it was the coolest thing. Unfortunately I laid her too close to the furnace when I went out to play and when I came back she was melted. Oh well. Still makes me smile to tell that story, though. :)
    • That is so gorgeous! What a wonderful idea! Oh, my daughter would love that. I wonder how your clever mother did that? I'm so unartistic.
      And the fact that she melted....that must have been distressing for you. But what a perfect end to the story.

      The going rate for us is $2.30, because I love the joke in the number....
      • Thought you might like that. And my mom’s not really very artistic, but to my young eyes I think it looked cooler than it truly was. And of course I had to tell the part and laugh about her melting. I’m do remember being upset back then, but her melting helps me maintain my postmodern decadent writerly image, ya know? ;)

        Wow, the going rate has gone up!

        Good to hear from you!
        • It would have been very upsetting at the time, the whole melting thing. But yes, I'm sure it's helped form you as a writer!

          Some people give twenty bucks for a tooth, some give fifty cents. There's no parental agreement! I like the joke, though.
  • I have a few of my baby teeth someplace. They're so tiny and cut. I also kept a wisdom tooth that was pulled (big honking root)--I'm not sure where that is either.
    • Why am I not surprised?
      • Just found the baby teeth but not the wisdom tooth!
        • !! Where were they? I can't believe you found them! We had a moment's panic when my daughter asked the tooth fairy to return all her teeth that we wouldn't be able to find them, but they are tucked safely in a container in a bedside table!
          • I thought I knew where they were--and so they were. In a little pill box that I painted pink and put hearts on when I was a kid. And that's inside my childhood jewelry box on my shelf. I was hoping the adult tooth would be there too, but nope....oh wait, one more place that might be.
            • What a wonderful little box! I have a larger one painted dark red with 'treasure' painted on the top.

              Are they just as small as you remembered?
            • Found it! In my current jewelry box--yayy. It's icky. Not cute like my baby teeth.
              • Adult teeth have a degradation about them, don't they? Kid teeth haven't had time to degrade too much. Some kids have teeth which rot in their heads, but mostly they are little innocent things....

                • Yeah. They're these pristine little things. I never got many cavities. More gum problems that tooth decay.
                  • You were a sensible brusher then. Did you eat a lot of lollies from your shop? Or did your parents put restrictions on that?
                    • Ha! I grew up with tootsie roll lollipops, pretzel rods, ice cream, Hershey's chocolate syrup, and whipped cream from my dad's shop.
                      And even worse, my grandfather brought us candy buttons, ROCK candy (pure sugar), dried apricots, sunflower seeds, Sensen, halvah, etc....My sister and I take after my dad with regards to our teeth. My mom always had to get fillings.
                      • !!!!!!! I know we've talked before about the wondrous nature of your childhood diet, but it fills me with wonder every time! Lucky you got your Dad's strong, hole-resistant teeth.
  • There's a brilliantly creepy short story in there somewhere. I expect to see it written some day, young lady!

    When I'm stressed, I have anxiety dreams about my teeth becoming lose and then falling out. All of them. So terrifying realistic are these dreams that every time I have one, I wake up with my fingers in my mouth as though frantically trying to keep the teeth in place! Fortunately, apart from my top wisdoms, I still have all my adult teeth and none seem in danger of going anywhere just yet. Still, it obviously plays on my mind.

    I do think my mum threw out my baby teeth. (She's a very practical woman!) I'll have to ask her.

    I have kept both my top wisdom teeth, though, and even sat them in white vinegar and then a baking soda solution to clean and polish them. I still haven't decided what to do with them yet. They are rather impressive in appearance with a massive twisted root and lovely white enamelled crown. I was thinking of making a pair of earrings from them at first, but I hardly wear earrings these days. I'll eventually think of something. For now, they reside in my little tin of strange luck that sits beside me when I write.
    • Your little tin of strange luck....what a wonderful phrase. I want that story from you, please!

      There is something about not throwing out your teeth. I guess it's similar to people who keep gallstones and that kind of thing. I love the idea of earrings, though I suspect most people you met would not like them as much as you would.

      I have those teeth dreams too. They are awful, aren't they? But the relief, when you wake up, that all your teeth are still there...that bit I love. It's like you've been given a second chance.

      I reckon we should get three sets of teeth. The third set to kick in at around 40, when when we might actually look after them and most of our wild nights are behind us.
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